Me dealing with 1D"Fans" from my school:
Them: OH MY GOD, I love one direction, I'm so obsessed! I got concert tickets and I'm going to one of their shows soon, ahhhh I'm like their biggest fan!
Me: Really? You love them!? How sweet, awww..............WHAT ARE THEIR HOME TOWNS? MIDDLE NAMES? BIRTHDAYS? PARENTS NAMES? SIBLING NAMES? GIRLFRIENDS? EX GIRLFRIENDS? FRIENDS? STYLISTS? LOUIS IS THE _____MASTER FROM WHERE? HOW MANY 3'S IN TERRANCE? WHO'S PROTESTING? WHAT WAS THEIR FIRST REAL SONG? WHO'S PAUL? WHOS JOSH? WHO'S BABY LUX? HOW MANY KIDNEYS? WHAT DOES HARRYS WANT HIS DAUGHTER TO BE NAMED? WHO FARTED IN FRONT OF WHO? NIALLS IMAGINARY FRIEN WAS NAMED _____? HOW MANY NIPPLES? WHO HAS TATTOOS AND WHAT ARE THEY OF? "GET OUT OF MY _____!"? WHO'S DADDY DIRECTION? LOUIS LIKES _____ BECAUSE SHE'S A GOOD _____? WHO'S A LEPRECHAUN? 2 BANANAS FOR A ____ 3 BANANAS FOR A ____? WHO'S THE MASTER OF ECHO'S? WHAT IS WHITE ESKIMO? HUH? HUH?!?!
Them: ......
Me: That's right! Sit the fuck down and give me your damn tickets.
